Dog Eat Dog… Get it? The picture… HAHAHAHAH.. Well ok, I’m not that funny. I’m sorry to report that Kal has turned into a zombie. BRAAAAAINS. I’m a little hyper, I got a bag of coffee beans off the counter and ate them. They looked like bunny poops now I’m all vibrating and stuffs. Speaking of eating things I’m not supossed to, I also ate tortellini out of that trash thing.. SO GOOD.. For about an hour.. Until I threw them up… In Dad’s Jeep….
Anyway! My weight has leveled off a little. I weigh about 47 lbs now. Vet thinks it’s because I get a lot of exercise. Running from Kal and trying to eat Emma keeps me active! I’ve met a lot of new friends too and I love the water. Dad keeps trying to get me to fetch things in the water.. I think he needs to go fetch them.. Silly human.
Oh! I learned to bark! I like it A LOT. I don’t bark much at home unless humans come to stare at the windows in the place we live, dad calls it a “foto-stoodio” or something, but there are pictures facing oout the windows and sometimes I bark at people. They think I’m cute because well, I AM!
Did I tell you I figured out how to unlatch my kennel? (I really didn’t, dad left it unlateched halfway and I figured out the rest). But it was sure fun. I ran around and played with ALL my toys. I went and visited the bunnies in the foster area and laid on the couch. I didn’t know dad caught me on the security cameras so when he came home I tried to act like i was supposed to be out. Dad wasn’t mad and he was really happy I didn’t eat his furniture!
That’s all for now, my DogPad is almost dead. Night!